~3 More days to come~

Yo yo man...wat's up dude...3 more day aka my BDAY^^!!!

Waited for one year ady...Finally my turn...Hopefully i will very happy for tis time de Bday...Present from my frens is encouraged to give me^^.....wakakaka...Joking only >.<....

Yipee!!!!

~iOi~

hmm...today after class, i go ioi with some of my friends...(valerie n Joey aka leng lui)...Going smooth according to plan...i reach ioi bout 12.40pm n thx to my fellow coursemate Lee Chun Ying who fecth me from my university to Putrajaya Sentral^^...many many thx to him,my dear fren...

Since Valerie havent arrive yet...i go see the woofer 1st n dealing with the prices...hmm...i ask for the price of my dream woofer---> EVO 8(Sonic Gear),but guess wat??it cost Rm199...wth??so damn expensive...lowyat sell rm159 only...=.=lll...cheat ppl nia...

After Valerie reach ioi...she forgot to bring money....OMG...so FISH lo...i wanna laugh out loud ady one...but dun wan la,later she feel embarassed...so we go back to her house n she take her money then we go fetch Joey(havent meet b4 de)...Joey's House is near her house...Then i finally saw her...

1st time expression:
1-Pretty
2-Like to chat chat^^
3-Friendly

After that,we go ioi again ==...in the car,i feel a bit paise cos got a leng lui sitting beside me...dunno wanna talk wat lo...just hoping reach ioi ASAP...takutnya T_T...Then we go to buy ticket(Alvin N the Chipmunks 2--->Damn funny le,Theodore u r the most cute among them^^)We laugh when we watching the movie^^...

Oh ya...B4 tat...of course we have our lunch in McD...Actually is very happy de...but then something happen...i saw HER...the Fuking BITCHS who make me frustrated when i working...i wont forget her F**King Face!!!....damn hate her...i feel like si wan dai...i rather see ghost better than seeing her cos she is more scared than a ghost...

Then,after our movie...its time to buy my woofer lo...Finally i choose Sonic Gear Blue Thunder 2.1 series cost bout RM 145(b4 Discount is RM 149)>.<...Then Joey wan to buy somethings at a souvenir shop...After tat...we leave ioi...Then i suggest that we go yum cha in our cyber oldtown...i was thought tat we can chat more during our yum cha...but joey need to go Pavilion with her friend when she receive an emergency call...hahaha...

one thing i know bout her is she too like Korean Artist such as Super Junior n FT island...same with me...Korean's the BEST!!!

So enjoy n happy today^^...Hopefully got next time...

~~Dong Zhi~~

Lol...Guo Dong lo...today after class go back home^^...Reason is becos of dong zhi,must go back home nia...

Reach home bout 6.30pm,then wait for my bro cos he working...n guess wat he bring his gf home for the 1st time...his gf is pretty n got some wa wa sound de...she join us for the dinner...after the dinner,eat tang yuan lo...sien...hate tang yuan...every year have to eat at least once...after tang yuan eat fruits lo...

Then PAK PAK SIFAT, go back to hostel lu^^...

~~S1 Gathering~~

Anyeong...hmm...Last Saturday i have a gathering at ioi with my fellow S1 Frens..I receive an sms from an unknown number from an anonymous person...its says tat there are going to have an gathering for S1 student in ioi at 8pm...

When i receive tis message..i was like OMG,izit the person sent wrong sms or wat??@@...disbelieve myself from the truth,i message Simon Li, ask him weather he going or not...he reply tat he going too but will a bit late cos he working until 6pm...so i have to wait him if i wan him to fetch me go ioi...

At 8pm...i reach Simon house...wait him bath...As soon as he finish prepare himself,we zoom off to ioi...we are the 1st team to reach ioi...Then we go to arcade to see him LC his basketball shooting...amazingly,he is very pro with it...less one more point can break the record ady...466 instead of 467...wat a waste >.<...

Then they ask us to go to OLD TOWN ioi for chit chatting + Yum Cha...Finally i saw my frens...very very very long din meet them jor...especially Chiew Foong,Vone Deng, Sheng Yong,Wei Ming...

Wai Leong,Wei Fung,TJ oso got join us...its been a long time i meet them...i think bout 1 year + i din see them already...DAMN miss them sooOOOooo much =)...Chiew Foong still funny + sohai as usual...hahaha...but there a lot of ppl Fong Fei Gei oso...quite disappointing as well....=(

Then after our Chit-Chat time...we go to Brew Ball play pool...we divide 4 team...

Match Analysis :

1-Me n Chiew Foong VS Wei Fung n Wei Ming (Our team win)
2-Simon n Wai Leong VS Sheng Yong n TJ (of course is Sheng Yong's Team win)
3-Me n Chiew Foong VS Simon n Wai Leong(Our team win oso)
4-Wei Fung n Wei Ming VS Sheng Yong n TJ( not sure who win but i think is Sheng Yong)

After the game...everybody tired ady =)...then we just san sui at there...Then me n Simon go for a 2nd round,not pool but Drink...We go to a Food Court there to have a drink...A big Carlsberg Share among us...Chat Chat n Drink Drink >.<...until 1am only we go back home...

ReEEeeAaaLLy Happy oo....Hopefully next gathering can call me join oso =)...C'YA

~~Decision~~

Haiz...i now very fan ar....thinking wanna change my course to FIT or not...FOE damn hard le...Calculus + Physic = GG... If change course,sure will waste a bit money de...mayb i joining FIT for january intake...i really wanna change since my add math(Calculus) and physic not good...

Compare to FIT,will be much easier to FOE...I hate myself cos i am stupid in calculus...DAMN...i hope my dad will let me change...i always hope tat i can go back from the future...i wish i din enter FOE instead of FIT...I really wanna change course...Pls let me change...i promise i will put lots of effort in FIT...

PLS

~~Untitle~~

Haiz...now its 3.30 am...dunno wanna do wat...listen to song...FB-ing...watching my favourite show...Family Outing...

Feeling wu liao...suddenly think bout u...o(^w^)o...hehehe...just hoping u n i will keep on contact each other...u r really polite...always know to apologies no matter how small the things are...i feel very happy...

To u who having SPM exam tomorrow....good luck n all the best to u^^...SPM very fast jiu guo de la...i know u r a very smart student^^...

GOOD LUCK oo^^

~~Lies~~

Defination of Lies:

A lie (also called prevarication, falsehood) is a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement, especially with the intention to deceive others, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, protect someone's feelings or to avoid a punishment.

Well, For me , i'm not good in lying...and of course i dun like to lie ppl...If necessary i have to lie,then it means tat its for ur own good...Well, finally i choose not to lie u...As a Result , we cant be friends anymore...n its ur decision as well...i dunno what necessary to force u not become a fren with me...well at least we still can be friend from wat i think...

I tell u the truth is to tell u to think more clearly...but u decide not to friend with me...tat's y i got tell u b4 i dun like to tell the truth when i speak with u...n i not dare to telling the truth...

Its not necessary tat we must couple only we happy...sometimes frens oso can be happy when together...To be honest with u,i feel very comfortable when chatting with u...i feel relax when chatting with u...still i havent find the "feel" on u...Finally I reliased wat is the kind of 'Feel' tat my friend tell me...

Hopefully we can still be frens...U r a good fren for me...i dun think tat i wanna lose u...Finally I tell a lie in my blog...

2AM-This Song

Review: Tis song is really a sad song...So touching...suitable to those who lost their loves one...

English Translation of the song:
Even though I want to buy you a pretty necklace
Even though I want to take you out on a ride in a nice car
Even though I want to dress you in nice clothes
Even though I want to take you to nice places

This hand that I put inside my pocket grabs nothing
How can I get you My position doesn't suit you
Regardless, can you stay by my side

The only thing I can give is this song
All I have is this voice
Even if this makes you laugh
But I still sing I hope you accept it

Even if you say it's okay
Even if you say it's okay if I have you
Even if you say you're happy everyday
Even if you say you don't what anything more

Pretty, good things; fun, cool things
You obviously want to do these things too
Baby
You know that if you stay by my side I can't do these things
Regardless, can you stay by my side

The only thing I can give is this song
All I have is this voice
Even if this makes you laugh
But I still sing I hope you accept it

I only have this song
I really have nothing but this voice
I don't know if this will make you laugh
But I still sing
I hope you accept it
I hope you accept it
What a MEANINGFUL SONG IS TIS....Enjoy

~Big Bang-Lies~

English Translation:
Yeah!
(Love is pain)
Dedicated to my broken-hearted people
One's old a flame
(Yeah)
Just scream my name
(Damn)
And I'm so sick of love song (song)
Yeah, I hate damn love song (song)
Momento of ours

Gojimar!

The nights late and rain has just started to come down
I curse you back into my memories and now
No more options are left for me to go
I told myself I didn't need your bull and so
More hatred submerges my flow
So tightly my handgun chooses to blow
It's bull; no person has hurt me like you
And so forget about the hurtful past (Got cheated, ya)

No happiness can be found in within my heart
Got me crying softly in the rain
Got me hurting like a sharp pain

Yeah you got me, you bat me
Even then it wasn't enough for you to hurt me
You always hated me, You always wanted me
More or so you knew, I'll be right there

I'm so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
Even if you lied to me there's always forgiveness
I'm so sorry but I love you more than ever
Hand me your cruel and bloody heart
Now tear apart our memories
I'm so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
I'm so sorry (I'm sorry)
But I love you (I love you more, more)
I'm so sorry but I love you not like your lies
Tone down my empty broken heart
Now give me what I really want

Dedicate this song to you cause I know you feel there ain't no way (no way)
(No ones gonna know this song's meaning)
By myself, alone I'll be the one who knows this song's heart
Couldn't ever hold on more to gold and name

Holler over, get yourself cover
Found a letter, ain't made me feel better
Our breakup notice darkened my solace
So tell me what should I do to forget?
(More than ever, I cannot just let you go)
No, that's just cheating; since I'm clinging, you 'outta feel guilty

I'm so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
Even if you lied to me there's always forgiveness
I'm so sorry but I love you more than ever
Hand me your cruel and bloody heart
Now tear apart our memories
I'm so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
I'm so sorry (I'm sorry)
But I love you (I love you more, more)
I'm so sorry but I love you not like your lies
Tone down my empty broken heart
Now give me what I really want

You said we could make it
But it was just another lie you sold
(DROP THAT BIT)
I can't forget you, my baby
Even after all your those lies you're still a part of me yeah
I hope the scars that I gave you when we split will have healed
I'm am so sorry I didn't give you much more hey

I'm so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
Even if you lied to me there's always forgiveness
I'm so sorry but I love you more than ever
Hand me your cruel and bloody heart
Now tear apart our memories
I'm so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
I'm so sorry (I'm sorry)
But I love you (I love you more, more)
I'm so sorry but I love you not like your lies
Tone down my empty broken heart
Now give me what I really want

The MV of this song is really touching...i nearly cry when i see the story...it was soooOOOooo SAD!!!The MV of this song is available at the bottom of my blog...pls view it^^

~~TaeYang-Look Only At Me~~

Korean PinYin:
Haruedo myeot beonssik neol bomyeo useo nan
Su baek beon malhaetjanha YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Geojitdoen sesang sok buranhan nae mamsok
Ojik na mitneun geon neo hana ppunirago
Gakkeum nae mam byeonhalkka bwa buranhaehal ttaemyeon
Useumyeo malhaetjanha geureol il eopdago
Kkeuteomneun banghwang sok teong bin nae gaseumsok
Naega gidael goseun neo hanappun ijiman
Gakkeumssik heundeullineun nae jasini miwo
Oneuldo nan isesange hwipsseullyeo salmyeosi neol jiwo

Naega baram pyeodo neoneun jeoldae pijima BABY
Naneun neoreul ijeodo neon nareul itjima LADY
Gakkeum naega yeollagi eopgo sureul masyeodo
Hoksi naega dareun eotteon yeojawa
Jamsi nuneul matchwodo neon naman barabwa

Oneulbamdo jisaemyeo nal gidaryeotdago
Nunmullo naege malhae byeonhan geot gatdago
Neol hyanghan nae mamdo cheoeumgwa gatdago
Sueobsi dallaemyeo jinaeon manheun bamdeul
Niga eobsineun nan neomu himdeul geot gatjiman
Ttaeron neoro inhae sumi makhyeo nan
Kkeuteomneun datum sok ginagin hansum sok
Niga gidael goseun na hanappun ijiman

Niga gwichanhajineun nae jasini miwo
Oneuldo nan useumyeo nado mollae jasineul irheo

Naega baram pyeodo neoneun jeoldae pijima BABY
Naneun neoreul ijeodo neon nareul itjima LADY
Gakkeum naega yeollagi eopgo sureul masyeodo
Hoksi naega dareun eotteon yeojawa
Jamsi nuneul matchwodo neon naman barabwa

Naega igijeogiran geol nan neomu jal ara
Nan maeil muuimihan sigan soge
Ireoke deoreophyeojijiman BABY
Neomaneun eonjena sunsuhage namgil barae
Ige nae jinsimingeol neol hyanghan mideumingeol
Jugeodo nal tteonajima

Naega baram pyeodo neoneun jeoldae pijima BABY
Naneun neoreul ijeodo neon nareul itjima LADY
Gakkeum naega yeollagi eopgo sureul masyeodo
Hoksi naega dareun eotteon yeojawa
Jamsi nuneul matchwodo neon naman barabwa

English Meaning:

Just looking at you and smiling a few times a day,
I've told you hundreds of times, "you're the love of my life".
And I've told you, in this corrupt world,
You're the only one my restless mind can trust.

Though you thought I'd change my mind about you,
If you felt uneasy I smiled and told you that'd never happen.
In my endlessly wandering, hollow heart
The only place I can rest is in you but

I hate myself for having strayed from you.#
Even today I'm wrapped up in what I'm doing and erasing you from my life, "baby, baby."

Chorus:
*Even though I stray from you, don't you ever stray from me, "baby",
Even though I forget about you, don't you forget me, "lady".
Even though I drink and don't call,
Even if I briefly meet eyes with another girl,
Only look at me.*

Tonight you've waited for me 'til the break of day again.
You're talking to me through tears, saying I've changed.#
But facing you, my feelings for you are the same as before.
Though I soothe you countless times,

I'm gonna have a hard time without you.#
Sometimes I lose my breath just thinking about you.# ##(alternative fits the following lyrics better)#But sometimes you suffocate me (smother me).#

In endless fights and an endless sigh
The only place you can rest is in me.

But I hate myself for growing tired of you.#
Even today I'm smiling but secretly losing faith, "baby, baby."

*Chorus*

I know I'm being selfish,
But in the time I've been wasting every day, I've become corrupt like this, "baby".
I only want you to stay pure forever.
I want this with my whole heart, this is my faith in you,
Don't leave me 'til the day you die.

Even though I stray from you don't you ever stray from me.
Even though I forget about you, don't you forget me.
Even though I drink and don't call,
Even though I briefly meet eyes with another girl,
Only look at me.
Only look at me.

Even though I drink and don't call...
Only look at me.

I only want you to stay pure forever.
I want this with my whole heart, this is my faith in you,
Don't leave me 'til the day you die.

Love tis song soooOOOooo MUCH!!!HWAITING TaeYang!!!V(^__^)V

~~Single~~

SINGLE??Oh Yeah...i HATE it sooOOoo Much!!!...

Its been 9 months ady i be friend with tis SINGLE word...it keep following me around...T__T...Pls leave me alone u tis ****ing SINGLE!!!

Now,currently finding my another half...scared kena reject...but well...at least be friend 1st^^...tis person i just know only...quite good actually...Cute + Humble...give me a good feeling bout her...mayb i very easy to bei da dong...haha...i oso dunno...i just follow my feel...

Well still have lot of time...+U+U ba.... hopefully can find a GF for myself...leaving the SINGLE WORD FOREVER!!!!

~~Chances~~

Chances...Chances...wat is it??

Chances is not a things tat u always have de...Is depend on the ppl tat giving u how many time Chances...U miss it??!!Tat's too bad for u...

Well...since u miss it..i feel tat i wont give another for u...mayb i give it to someone else...depend who i wan give "it" to...When i need u...u always run away...Finding excuse...

I think its GOD's Will tat YOU miss the chance...TOO BAD...

~SPEECHLESS~

Speechless...

I dunno wat to speak now...totally speechless...Haiz...Y u must do tis to me??!!Everytime give me a false hope...i had enough ady...Sometimes its really hurt when u expect something which in the end is nothing...Got say = No say...still the same...

Now i wont turn back already...moving forward for my life...I make sure myself tat i wont kena ur trick already...Tat's why sometimes i hate u...hate u cos u always giving me a false hope...But i oso hate myself cos easily get tricked by ppl's tricks...From now on, i must be tough...>.<...

I hate u...U r My HEARTBREAKER!!!!

Family Outing Forever^^

Woohoo, lately i've been addict to a Korean Variety Show named Family Outing...its really really funny...full of laugh from start to the end =)...it was first started on June 15, 2008,MC Yoo JaeSuk is the host of this program...he is known as nation's no1 gagman(his status in Korea is like Jacky Wu of Taiwan,the whole country know who is him,famous thou)...
In each episode, the "Family" travels to different parts of South Korea and takes care of the house of an elderly family while that family goes on a vacation. The "Family" then accomplishes the tasks left for them by the house's owners.

The Family Outing's members include:
1-MC Yoo JaeSuk(The main host of the show, plays a major role for the "Wake-Up Mission" on the second day morning, as well as games throughout the show.)
2-Yoo Jong Shin Oppa(aka Weakly Elder =) )
3-Kim Soo Ro(Sooro Oppa aka Game Devil)
4-Lee HyoRi(The Nation's Fairy)
5-Kang DaeSung(from a famous K-Pop Group BIGBANG aka Daesung)
6-Kim Joon Kook(Joon Kook Oppa aka Muscular Oppa- having an awkward relationship with Lee Hyo-Ri, and eventually Park Ye-Jin, always involve in a fake scandal by Yoo JaeSuk)
7-Park Si Yeon(Giving the image of a "City Girl", she has become close with Lee Hyo Ri on the show.)
8-Park HaeJin(Seen as a "Delicate Boy" because of his lack of performance in games and during the "Wake-Up Mission". He constantly retorts Yoo Jae-Suk and always wanna win the JaeSuk)
9-Lee ChunHee(aka Chunderella-Giving the image as "Chunderella" and "Clumsy Chun Hee", he originally seemed to be a strong player, but was later determined to be naive and clumsy. He is constantly picked on by Kim Soo Ro. He left after his one-year contract ended, along with Park Ye Jin.T_T)sooo sad...
10-Park YeJin(Originally seems as a pleasant, sweet lady, she later shows her true colors as the "Sweet, Vicious Miss Ye Jin" through her vicious ways in preparing animals for food, and her bravery towards capturing them.)


p/s: Yoo Jae Suk n DaeSung is known as Dumb n Dumber in the family^^
Here is some pic of them!!

Yoo JaeSuk(aka Grasshopper)

Yoon Jong Shin

Kim SooRo(Game Devil)
Kim Joon Kook(Muscular Oppa)

DaeSung(BIGBANG)Lee HyoriPark HaeJin(Delicate Boy)Lee Chun Hee(Chunderella/Clumsy Chun Hee)Park SiYeon(City Gurl)Park YeJin
We Are Family^^

IF u wanna Laugh Out Loud,then watch TIS SHOW!!!^^

A "Happy Ending"Story =)

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly .

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Moral of the story is...dun be So NAIVE =)

MMU Cyberjaya Counter Strike Hostel Tournament

Hey Zai Zai n Lui Lui,Its weekend come on....usually most of my coursemate had gone back to their home sweet home=),but i decide to stay cos i heard there will be a Counter Strike(CS)tournament are going to be held at MMU Hostel Cyberjaya...

Well,since i am a free agent,so i was going to attend as a spectator(watch ppl play only)...but during the last minute...one of a guy insufficient player...then my fren which is a free agent as well(close fren^^)oso went there as a spectator...nevertheless,me(IcEfRoG),Neo Valen(I'm Who I'm) n Luke(King of New York) voluter ourselves to join his team...our last minute team is named as CT which stand for CyberTracker(is our mmu server name)...we can say tat we dai biao the whole CT CS PUB SERVER which have 100++ player in it...* Proud *

Then our 1st match is held at 6 pm...vs dunno wat name team...at 1st looks pro their face ==,but guess wat the result??we sapu them 16-1...the map is De_Dust 2,after we won tat match...they announce tat we enter the semi-final ady but in order to be fair, we need to play one more match...tis time is VS the JZI team(from melaka mmu transfer to Cyberjaya)...tis team is definately pro n good...since we are going to enter semi ady,so we just put water to them...let them sapu back 16-1...

I never imagine tat our last minute team can enter semi finals...but i know tat our team sure lose for tomorrow semi's...since we dun have plan n tactics,we just have skills...NVM,i will try my best for it...

Mid Term Ended

Finally my mid-term test ended today...but still i not too happy bout it...its good tat the test ended,but for me wat is after the test is gonna be tough for me...Need study hard from now on...sometimes i not sure wat i was doing...say wan study wan study but ended up in playing game >.<...

Today the 2 test,Computer Lab n Calculus...Computer test is very easy...can get full mark(guess so)...cos i did everything teacher teach during my lab session...sure no problem wit tat...How bout Calculus??As expected,GG...but somehow i manage to do all(some simply do >.<...)

Yes,i am stupid in calculation,i admit it...i more like a theory n fact type de people...so my sejarah was good last time...as well as my malaysian study for my degree in the future =)...although i stupid in calculation,but i wont cheat during the exam...

I witness some of my course fren cheating(Physics)...i was thinking weather the teacher blind or they receive bribe already???sooooo fuking obvious n teacher still cant see they cheating... my fren throw the answer paper on the floor then use his leg to kick it to his fren(one seat beside him)...tat time teacher coming down from the stairs beside him...but she din realized...OMG....

Wat's the point if u copy fren answer during exam??once u get caught,u will get embarrass n ur mark will become 0...considered urself lucky tat u did get caught when u cheat during ur exam...

Lady Luck is at ur side but she will not always be ur side...Careful my fren...

Exam Week(T__T)

Yo,finally,is tis wat u waiting for??a brand new post...i type by myself,wat it so???haha, sounds familiar right??(p/s-tis is edit from a song sing by G-Dragon(BIGBANG)-Heartbreaker)

Tis week is very boring week,which is my uni exam week,haiz today is English n Physics Test...tomorrow is computer application n Calculus test...today english test was easy for me but the physic...
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GG...

Tomorrow i think the computer test is not a problem for me...
But the calculus...
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Predicted to be GG oso...

After mid-term, its study time...will less dota+cs...need to study harder...+u+u,Dennis

MMU creative poem(HAHAHA)

People who don't know MMU will have difficulty understanding but people who know, have a blast~

FOM(Faculty Of Management) buiding is big and dusty
Nice to see from the outside but cacat from the inside
The floor will be very watery after raining
You can learn how to drift with your kaki

FIT(Faculty Of Information Technology) building has one mini grand hall
Transparent glass + good air con service
A lot of girls learn Yoga di sini
A lot of guys will pass by accidently

FOE(Faculty Of Engineering) buiding is a good place to keep fit
Air con service can help you to be more skinny
Fatties can keep fit for free
Skinny people like me will become mummy

FCM(Faculty Of Creative Multimedia) building is a good place to play hide and seek
the cafe tauke is so greedy
one chicken + vege + rice must be 4ringgit
also have to see him happy or not happy

Cafeteria besides the library has a lot of food that you can eat
you can't find any place has more flies compare with sini
chef here try hard to cook the food to be more tasty
but the flies oso try hard to 'pang sai' n pee

Swimming pool here is still new and pretty
but you hav2 pay Rm1 per entry
boys and girls cannot kongsi
all the guys are not happy
only the jaga laugh like crazy

MMU Cyberjaya has a lot of trees
is an ideal place to live for uncle n aunty
every morning got people to play taichi
every nite oso got people to go for jogging
sometimes you can hear people shouting
their mind stuck or because they cannot pee?
i only know i can't get a good sleep because of these monkeys

If you live in hostel you better pray harder
can you live without water and electricity?
sometimes your door can't open and you have to find axe to 'hantam' kasi jadi
hostel admin always say they will settle until the mosquito also sleeping

If you live in Cyberia then you are lucky
you will be healthier because you walk like crazy
the road to there is so gelap and scarry at night
a romantic place for couples and robbers.

No doubt MMU got leng lui
but those International student easily can let you 'si'
mangali also looks like Bollywood celebrity
Malaysian guys how to find girl friend di sini?

MMU also got leng chai
but leng chai here are Otaku
they like thier online games / anime more than anything
they dunno who is Jessica Alba but Nana or Dota is thier honey

Drivers here are well manners and friendly
they are lovely darling that should be awarded a kiss
they will wait for you to cross the zebra line patiently
unlike drivers in KL all so 'kia shu' and 'kia si'.

MMU is a good place to study
juz that the academic fees are scarry
you have to call PTPTN as your daddy
and JPA or Yayasan can be your mummy.

Lecturers here are good and pretty
especially the Hani Nakamura who teach Japanese language
too bad she is married and got people saw her walking with her little cutie son happily.
a lot of guy's heart break because of this.

I swear everything from the above is truth and no cheating
please don't sue me because i 'kia si'
MMU Boleh & Malaysia Boleh!">.<'''